As oblivious as Mubarak 

The uncanny ability to not see what is happening right in front of your eyes.

Refers to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, whose people took to the streets in the hundreds of thousands, wanting his 30 year old reign to come to an end. And yet, he wouldn't leave.

She's as oblivious as Mubarak if she thinks that duck face is going to get her any action tonight.

As oblivious as Mubarak by mversion February 25, 2011

Lieutenant Oblivious 

The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.

Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."

Lieutenant Oblivious by Helel ben Shahaar February 11, 2019

meme-oblivious 

Someone oblivious to a meme but awkwardly laughs anyway. Meme-obliviousness is normally apparent when a large number of friends are talking face to face (like irl), and one of them starts meme-spouting and everyone laughs except that one person with the confused look. Being meme-oblivious can also cause mass amounts of butthurt, but only a special kind of butthurt that should be avoided by all cost.

This can be seen as an illness. One that affects many urban dictionary editors, thus causing them not to be able to get your jokes, even if they are meme-based. The affliction will cause the the editor's hands to freeze and not to google to see if the definition actually holds water (they rejected 2deep4u, a popular /mu/ meme, countless times). Meanwhile, they're busy fapping away at stupid made-up bullshit.

Joe: Hey, it's Jim and his girl!
Jim: Hey guys, this is Samantha
Sam: just call me Sam
Tom: Do a barrel roll!
*room erupts with laughter*
Sam: oh haha...

In that example Sam is meme-oblivious to do a barrel roll.

meme-oblivious by imthatawesome December 29, 2010

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obviously 

Word you can overuse to deny something that is actually true.

But obviously there's no truth to it, i mean OBVIOUSLY

obviously by now kiss me you fool February 12, 2019

Obviously 

Louis Tomlinson

ObViOuSlY we aren’t in a relationship

Obviously by Larrysrealgurl July 29, 2020

obviously there's no truth to it, obviously 

"umm its a fuuny thing,i mean, people can believe what they want they want to believe" blah blah blah, while trying his best to deny larry, "but obviously theres no truth to it,ya know, ObViOuSlY" ~ louis tomlinson.

"if you google a conspiracy on ... uh Iphones, youre gonna get a CoNsPiRaCy, but in reality, obviously there's no truth to it, obviously "

defination by dhwani
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obviously there's no truth to it, obviously by larryishotasf July 16, 2021