Octopus cream 

When a guy comes in a woman's hair

Bro last night I gave my girl octopus cream!

Octopus cream by Quickndirty April 20, 2023

Octopus Defense

When a girl's body spontaneously begins menstruating in a desperate attempt not to have sex with you.

Kate's octopus defense kicked in when we were hooking up at that party. She inked all over the place, left me seeing red.

Octopus Defense by Taberlin November 7, 2017

Octopus Girl 

A shock site containing a video of a woman standing in a bathtub while an octopus slowly inches out of her vagina until it has fully emerged and plops to the ground.

Guy One: Dude, you up for sushi tonight?
Guy Two: Man, after watching Octopus Girl, I don't think I'm in the mood.

Octopus Girl by cdltehpimp May 24, 2010

octopus juke

a goofy looking juke in which the arms are waved in an octopus like motion.

corner back: you aint going nowhere!
wide receiver: bring it bitch!
QB: hike!
wide reviver: *octopus juke*

corner back: what the fuck????
TOUCHDOWN!!

octopus juke by Mackevelli July 26, 2011

octopus rabies 

As used by Cinnamon smith in the children's t.v show altitude. Octopus rabies was an idea invented by Cinnamons character Tally to get a little more attention - feeling that being the youngest kid lost, she was often forgotten. 'Octopus rabies was first used in episode 7 Tilly pretended to be infected after touching a dead octopus. Only to find out that you could actually get sick from touching a dead octopus. Because of the shear popularity of this line producers attempted to use it in nearly every episode following, including finishing a very deep and emotionally powerful monologue to her sister - telling her how she wished they had never run away from home, but at least her sister was there with her - that 'at least we don't have the octopus rabies'.

Cinnamon: (no one is looking at her or listening to her ideas on how to set up the camp for the storm) I don't feel to well

Mazzy: What?

Cinnamon: I haven't felt well after i touched that octopus, i think, i think i have 'octopus rabies.

octopus rabies by shoorysmile January 21, 2011

Octopus party 

Four adult men laying on the floor back to back in a circular formation, attempting autofellatio, with eight wriggling legs in the air.

My Grinder date asked me if I liked to party- I thought we would be having sex and doing coke- instead I walked into an octopus party.

Octopus party by Happy568 September 1, 2016

Octopus Hands 

When a person's hands are all over another person.

Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.

Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!

Octopus Hands by Catfishstick February 26, 2010