Your girl is deep throating your schlong when she suddenly starts to gag. Yiu quickly pull back and she throws up all over herself. You decide to go ahead and start fucking her anyway
I was asking my friend at the Orioles Game last night "have you tried the new Baltimore Oatmeal Patty yet"?
by Papa JK June 16, 2016
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Facebook convo:
Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011
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1, 2 Oatmeal is a song created by artist けんしん (Kenshin), and uploaded to Youtube on the 3rd of July, 2011. It has been popularised by youtuber and twitch streamer, SimpleFlips. Simpleflips heard the song when a stream viewer requested it to be played. It has since gathered over 240,000 views on Youtube and 6.7K likes. The song uses the backing track, Gourmet Race, from the game, Kirby Super Star. The song is about video game character “Kirby”, and his fight against the villian of the kirby games, King Dedede. It now has become a popular meme and is remixed frequently.
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Get the 1, 2 Oatmeal mug.Quite hard to define. It was empire that lasted from 1293-1923. Eventually succeeded by Turkey. At the height of it's power the empire spanned over 3 continents -controlling most (if not all) of Southeastern Europe, Western Asia and Africa.
The empire was at the center of interactions between the Eastern and Western worlds for six centuries. With Constantinople as its capital city,and vast control of lands around the eastern Mediterranean, the Ottoman Empire was, in many respects, an Islamic successor to the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire.
Ottomans are most remembered as pioneers of gunpowder infantry and artillery (NOT inventors). Also they were famous for adopting the roman legion idea and building the infamous Janissary Corps, which were by far well trained, and experienced than counterparts. (til the decline,when they started acting like praetorian guards)
Mostly their achievements were militaristic. They successfully invaded and took over major parts in south-east Europe. But their most memorable achievements is the downfall of the western roman empire.
Also accredited with the idea of marching band music, well trained professional soldiers, their cultural impact-paintings,music etc etc.
The empire went to decline largely due to the inability of the new rulers, (none as good as their predecessors). The final blow came at WW1, when the empire dissolved to make home for Turkey.....phew i'm done.
oh they also made the first super-guns btw....
The empire was at the center of interactions between the Eastern and Western worlds for six centuries. With Constantinople as its capital city,and vast control of lands around the eastern Mediterranean, the Ottoman Empire was, in many respects, an Islamic successor to the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire.
Ottomans are most remembered as pioneers of gunpowder infantry and artillery (NOT inventors). Also they were famous for adopting the roman legion idea and building the infamous Janissary Corps, which were by far well trained, and experienced than counterparts. (til the decline,when they started acting like praetorian guards)
Mostly their achievements were militaristic. They successfully invaded and took over major parts in south-east Europe. But their most memorable achievements is the downfall of the western roman empire.
Also accredited with the idea of marching band music, well trained professional soldiers, their cultural impact-paintings,music etc etc.
The empire went to decline largely due to the inability of the new rulers, (none as good as their predecessors). The final blow came at WW1, when the empire dissolved to make home for Turkey.....phew i'm done.
oh they also made the first super-guns btw....
by crazypplkahf January 17, 2010
Get the Ottoman empire mug.A type of edited video often using anime but other sources as well to create a replica of a song often a video game bgm. Sometimes referred to as youtube poop or ytmv.
a example of a otomad video would be this:
youtube(.)com/watch?v=Rm4J9hurCkY
youtube(.)com/watch?v=xfWZyRj9fTM
youtube(.)com/watch?v=Hm8znRLJ6js (out of these 3 this was my fav)
youtube(.)com/watch?v=Rm4J9hurCkY
youtube(.)com/watch?v=xfWZyRj9fTM
youtube(.)com/watch?v=Hm8znRLJ6js (out of these 3 this was my fav)
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A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."
A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."
Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."
by therevolutionwillnotbetelevised October 18, 2006
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