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Stupid O’Clock

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by stopify choke October 4, 2020
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Sex O'Clock

Sex O'clock which was founded on the 7th of November 2013 by the mysterious professors P. Clark and G. Savile. The religion focuses on 2 very important times of the day and those are sadly unknown to the public. However the known facts are that there are 4 ruling gods- Felix Ferne the god of mental health, Jake Riles the god of masculinity and sports, Sam Conte the god of women and skate boarding and Andy Lau the god of being Andy. It is known that Sam Conte and his amazing, underrated girlfriend Mia rule the first important time of the day whereas Felix and Jake rule the last important time of the day with the nickname Jelix (which is prayed to)
Although few rules of the religion are known one is very important to the founders and that is that any Ellen loving qualities or gushing about Ellen does result in either punishment or being kicked out of the group.

The religion is linked with the award winning TV show 'nowhere boys'.

HOW TO BECOME PART OF THE GROUP:
It is unknown how many members are part of the group however it is speculated that the religion has raked in almost half a million followers but this is all just a theory and we may never know the answer.

It is unknown on how to enter the religion but some ex-followers of the religion have stated that it is based on your star sign (with Leos and Libras being a big no no) but it could just be based on how the leaders are feeling that day.
"Happy Sex O'Clock my fellow horn dogs."

"Sex O'clock is dawning."
by AlmightyJelix69 February 2, 2021
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silly o'clock

A time of morning (or night), usually between 3AM - 6AM in the local time zone that requires a person to interrupt normal sleep or waking patterns for often dubious reasons. Often used in reference to extremely early arrivals to airports, or to join business teleconference sessions with participants in multiple time zones. Also see stupid o'clock.
"I don't look so good because I had to be at work at silly o'clock this morning to join a videocon with our development office in Greece."
by ToddUncommon October 26, 2008
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Spliff O'Clock

Right, it's fuckin spliff O'Clock, wheres my ganja?
by Lukey Dread Boy May 24, 2007
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smacks o'clock

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.
Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"
by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009
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stupid o'clock

Coined by a graduate student while pursuing her PhD and teaching a full load of courses:

The time of day roughly characterized as being between 2:00 am - 6:00 am (depending upon your personal nocturnal patterns and time zone). It is the time when 'normal' people are asleep, because they have to be up and about during working hours the next day. You are exhausted and want very much to be asleep, too. However, you are awake at stupid o'clock because:

(1) you are grouchily doing work to meet a deadline (perhaps because you waited until the last minute to finish it or have perfectionist tendencies),

(2) you haven't yet gone to bed because you are too foolish/lazy to stop goofing off (surfing the net, talking to friends, watching TV/movies, playing video games, reading a book, etc.),

(3) you have to wake up much earlier than your usual time for an important event (which may be an unwanted obligation or an event you desire to attend),

(4) you experience tremendous inspiration and simply cannot stop writing, painting, coding, constructing or otherwise working on your personal project, whatever it might be (a rare usage of the term).
1. I had insomnia, so I was up until stupid o'clock learning new words on Urban Dictionary.
2. I stayed awake until stupid o'clock finishing the paper that was due today.
3. I can't believe I have to get up at stupid o'clock to meet with my idiot boss.
4. We have to leave the house at stupid o'clock to catch our plane.
5. The party lasted until stupid o'clock, but we all had a lot of fun!
6. Why, yes, it WAS stupid o'clock when I composed this entry.
by Lisa M May 5, 2006
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slut o'clock

Starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as sexually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast
Girl: what time is it?

Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!

Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!

Guy2: woah, what a skank!

Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!

Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!
by davhol June 10, 2012
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