Neff

Not Even Fucking Funny

“That’s so neff bro”

by dickleydartyn May 4, 2022

Neff

It means young boy or a older person who likes to act young.

Neff, what's good?

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers July 19, 2009

neffs

nephs
"On my dead homies from the Mountains of West Virginia"
(East Coast dialect.)

Neffs on Star Wars.
Neffs on Pizza Hut.
Say Neffs!

by Mizzilk November 10, 2003

NEFF

Acronym for Never Ending Fuck Fest

Hey Renee, Wanna have a NEFF??

by SlushiMasher3000 May 21, 2008

Neffie

Michael's Goddess. Michael Nesmith that is, and this goddess is exemplified in his novel The Long Sandy Hair of Neftoon Zamora. This book consists of Michael going on a journey in search of a legend to find the woman he holds a psychic bond to, falling deeply in love, and being questioned and retaught his indentity, beliefs, and emotional understanding of the world, both by Neffie, and other characters in the novel. Neffie is assertive, beautiful, and wise, as well as Michael's completion, and she has an understanding of higher power. Of course, the book ends with airplanes.

Michael Nesmith, thank you.

by SexxxySleepyJean December 13, 2004

Neff

When you make a mess by dropping food. Particularly while eating with poor manners. Often the subject is shoveling food into his or her mouth with voracity and some escapes.

“I neffed myself while eating spaghetti and it stained my shirt.”

“Did you just neff the table? I just cleaned that!”

by TableNeffer25 November 6, 2020

neff

v. To send data, usually with a phone, using near-field or NFC technology. Often involves the use of jailbroken mobile devices. Popular with New York City teenagers.

Yo, neff me that new Akon track and I'll hook you up later.

by Dwight3000 December 31, 2011