numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.
Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders
Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders
by apache January 06, 2004
by Ackass September 11, 2005
by kristina September 13, 2004
Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.
2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.
2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.
Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?
Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!
Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!
by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004
A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.
by claudia January 01, 2004