numpty

Someone with the surname Murphy who tries all day to piss everyone off.

Phil, you are a numpty.

by Denumptificator July 18, 2003

numpty

A dopey northerner

Paul Robinson is a numpty

by Ashley Wilson October 7, 2003

numpty

a person who is silly /bit is a idiot

ginga ya numpty!!!!!!!

by leane December 28, 2005

numpty

a realy stupid silly person

'hahahahahaha ur such a numpty'said bitch fries funnily.

by Ackass September 25, 2005

numpty

Bollington is full of them
and it is the cricket clubs favourite word

bollington is numptyville

look at those numptys

by kristina September 13, 2004

numpty

Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.

2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.

Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?

Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!

by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004

numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

by claudia January 1, 2004