fucking nowhere

An insult used in the midst of frustration, Something you say when you are referring to someone who will never aspire to anything in life. A nobody from Nowhere.

Eg: Davyd your fucking nowhere you are going nowhere and your life will end up on the second corner of nowhere in the city not somewhere.

by okeyDokeysmokestoomuch tokey December 3, 2015

buttfuck nowhere

A place where the Amish live.

"why the hell are we surrounded by the sh in buttfuck nowhere?"

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

scenic nowhere

Far away from all civilization. Typically a flat landscape with not much of a trace for life, such as a desert or the surface of the moon. A good example is the near lifeless desert area in the Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Squidward had to deliver a pizza and got lost.

We're out in the middle of scenic nowhere.

by Thievius July 28, 2016

nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015

shit-nowhere

smack dab in the middle of fuckin nowhere.

i’m literally in the middle of shit-nowhere, bruh.

by Unmasking August 25, 2019

The Ass of Nowhere

The country, or in other words a place that you have no idea where the hell you are and everything looks the same.

" My god we're in the ass of nowhere!"

by Mr. hide September 30, 2006

nowhere story

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.

Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."

by westfalia December 16, 2009