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NOW

The abbreviation for what most men will have at least once, the Number One Wife.
My NOW is gone; it's time to party!
by tropical madness August 28, 2005
mugGet the NOWmug.

Dow now now

Spoken lyrically and with an emphasis on the 2nd 'now' i.e Dow-now-noooooowwwwwwww, this is used when someone is being a stupid fucking nob head. The person it is directed at is unaware that you are using an alternative method of implicating that they are, in fact, a complete fucking tool of the highest order.
1. Two collegues, who are familiar with terminology, are in a meeting with co-workers. One of the co-workers is speaking and is talking shit. Enter...
"Dow-now-noooowwwww".

2. John "I'm the best at snurgling rumpter boxes"
Richard "Dow now now"
by Bl@kes March 23, 2007
mugGet the Dow now nowmug.

Now It's On

Perhaps one of Tech N9ne's greatest song yet to be heard by most of the world in which he raps backwards. Completely amazing.
"I murdered your whole city."
"Oops!"
"Wicked Wicked Now It's On."
by Jonnycakez June 20, 2009
mugGet the Now It's Onmug.

is it now?

another one of the phrases that the precog Agatha says from the movie "Minority Report". Its like, dude, what other time is it gonna be except now???
Is it now?

No, you big doofus, it's later.
by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003
mugGet the is it now?mug.

nowing

Someone who doesn't know what a two way is.
Boy 1: "What's a two way?"
Boy 2: "You're such a nowing..."
by Better Amy May 8, 2008
mugGet the nowingmug.

to-now

meaning now and tonight in other words
by hotboy45 May 28, 2009
mugGet the to-nowmug.

now this...

What you say when you didn't think it could get any worse and then it did.
"I can't believe I'm stuck in traffic! First the line at the store, now this..."
by werallsonsofbitches March 28, 2010
mugGet the now this...mug.

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