High Noon Showdown

A type of race in which two drivers are on opposite ends of the street. The "high noon showdown" takes place when there are cars parked on both sides of the street, and the "winner" is the one who gets through first. Many people tend to take the "run and gun" technique to win at these intense competitions. This is where they use the brutal strength of their engine to scare the competition to backing down. Other typical types of racing are the "Bright and Flight" style where the one racer tries to blind the other driver with his/her brights and burn rubber through the playing field.

To win at this intense game, you need a decent "steed" (as the duelists call it) to break down the competition. The favorite steed of the duelest usually consist of a soccer mom mini van with a supped up engine, or a monster truck, for the maximum scare possible.

The reward for these deadly duels, pride, pure, uncontrolled, unadulterated pride. The "True" Duelist will keep a tally on his/her dashboard to show to future passengers how he/she is truly the High Noon Showdown Champion.

"DAAAAAAMMN dude, yesterday I totally pulled out a shake and bake on this old grandma weilding a old trailblazer during a High Noon Showdown, she didn't know what hit her after I blinded her with my Highs."

"Do you see that on the dashboard? I got my 10th "K-O" today. I employed the "Slip n' slide" move to totally fake out that soccer mom"

by El Chongo December 9, 2008

Sunday Noon Syndrome

When you're in church on Sunday and about 12 noon you notice yourself or others fidgeting or looking at their watches waiting impatiently for the preacher to finish the sermon so you can get to the buffet before others beat you there!

My God! Did you see Mary get up and leave RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SERMON?!??! Yeah... She's got that Sunday Noon Syndrome!!!

by tirefire87 June 29, 2010

Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".

Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!

by Badman2000 December 22, 2015

Noore saba

She is the one pretty very silent and reserved person cute and sweet girl respects every one

Noore saba She is the one pretty very silent and reserved person cute and sweet girl respects every one

by Racchu November 25, 2021

The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.

The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

noony snacks

a brilliant way to say nooner.

Man, I've really got to call Vanessa and ask her for my noony snacks!

Did anyone see me playing Dolphin Olympics 2 while me and Tonya had noony snacks?

by MDAWGBIZZARE May 21, 2011

none-so

having no match or equal; unrivalled; unparalleled; unequalled. Also non-so.

Stefi Graf was once none-so in women's tennis.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2011