A retarded (or severe brain injury) first nations person that is indigenous to any land, who has never been in civilization or seen white people before
As were driving down past the canal we could see the Nong nong sitting on the bank of the river, urinating in his own mouth while the rest of the tribe threw rocks at him, making him the village idiot.
by Annikins November 20, 2023

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( Flynn Ranson) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.
by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020

Person 1: Hey bro I’m going to use a custom song for geometry dash
Person 2: you mean NONG
Person 1: No it’s Custom Song.. What is a NONG
Person 2: A NONG is Not On New Grounds
Person 1: Sounds Stupid, It’s literally the Same Thing as a Custom Song
Person 2: Nah it’s Not it’s different, A custom song is custom and a Songs that are not on New Grounds
Person 1: Your literally Stupid
Person 2: Stfu
Person 1: No you
Person 2: you mean NONG
Person 1: No it’s Custom Song.. What is a NONG
Person 2: A NONG is Not On New Grounds
Person 1: Sounds Stupid, It’s literally the Same Thing as a Custom Song
Person 2: Nah it’s Not it’s different, A custom song is custom and a Songs that are not on New Grounds
Person 1: Your literally Stupid
Person 2: Stfu
Person 1: No you
by A TMR July 8, 2022

the ning nong has escaped the zoo!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!
by Bigballslover55 September 17, 2022

Nong means nong. Just nong. Usually associated with dumb people or getting kicked/banned/leaving a discord server. Usually gets autocorrected to nongovernmental.
Used in the form of 'nong' or 'get nonged'
Person: *gets banned/kicked*
Oj: GET NONGED BITCH
Person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: nong
Really epic person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: respectful nong
Person: *gets banned/kicked*
Oj: GET NONGED BITCH
Person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: nong
Really epic person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: respectful nong
by not_zodiaq December 8, 2020

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021

by reethereeonmyree May 20, 2018
