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Nong Nong

A retarded (or severe brain injury) first nations person that is indigenous to any land, who has never been in civilization or seen white people before
As were driving down past the canal we could see the Nong nong sitting on the bank of the river, urinating in his own mouth while the rest of the tribe threw rocks at him, making him the village idiot.
by Annikins November 20, 2023
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Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( Flynn Ranson) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.
"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"
by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020
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NONG

NONG is a simple word that stands for Not On New Grounds Songs.
Person 1: Hey bro I’m going to use a custom song for geometry dash

Person 2: you mean NONG

Person 1: No it’s Custom Song.. What is a NONG

Person 2: A NONG is Not On New Grounds

Person 1: Sounds Stupid, It’s literally the Same Thing as a Custom Song

Person 2: Nah it’s Not it’s different, A custom song is custom and a Songs that are not on New Grounds

Person 1: Your literally Stupid

Person 2: Stfu

Person 1: No you
by A TMR July 8, 2022
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ning nong

cross breed inbred gorilla that escaped from the zoo of the republic of negros.
the ning nong has escaped the zoo!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!
by Bigballslover55 September 17, 2022
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nong

Nong means nong. Just nong. Usually associated with dumb people or getting kicked/banned/leaving a discord server. Usually gets autocorrected to nongovernmental.
Used in the form of 'nong' or 'get nonged'
Person: *gets banned/kicked*
Oj: GET NONGED BITCH

Person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: nong

Really epic person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: respectful nong
by not_zodiaq December 8, 2020
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ning-nong

The toilets were busy at the party because loads of people were on the nasal ning-nong...
by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021
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peninsulong nong

a word to describe a penis that is longer than 12 inches.
guy:honey give me a blow job
girl:ok...Damn!huge!Peninsulong nong!!!
by reethereeonmyree May 20, 2018
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