noble wank

To remain stoic and in touch with your spiritual side while engaging in the act of masturbation. It could also be to masturbate with a higher purpose in mind than merely the pursuit of bodily pleasures.

Father: son, did i just catch you tugging your meat soldier?

son: yes dad, but dont worry, it was a noble wank.

Father: Well that's ok then son, you have maintained your dignity. I'll speak with your mother and see if we cant raise your allowance a bit.

son: thank you father.

by Dasten June 2, 2014

Noble Street

Noble street is the high school where once you are handed 4 demerits, you get an automatic detention. Fucking bitches right? They are very strict. If you even tap someone it’s an automatic 4 demerits. They let you have your phone in your pockets but once they see a tiny bit of your phone, 4 demerits. Teachers are on your ass 24/7. They also have something called a Lasalle. You have to go to burnside(our lunchroom) after school for 30 minutes if you don’t finish your homework or don’t do it at all. Even if you forget to do one question, it’s a lasalle. Oh yeah, detention is 2 hours. They give you a packet to work on in detention. You have to serve a detention only on fridays. On top of that, on fridays, we get out at 1:15. So getting detentions aren’t so pleasing huh? If you get a lasalle on friday but you also have a detention, u have to serve your detention then stay another 30 minutes for your Lasalle. Noble street gives you a lot of homework everyday :( It’s also full of hoes and potheads. There’s a lot of fights too and drama but what can i say? Be Noble right?

“you go to noble street? must suck.”

by UrMomLickedMyToes September 29, 2019

Noble Six

Noble Six was the main character of the 2010 video game Halo: Reach which was developed by Bungie Studios! Noble Six canonically dies in August 30, 2552 on the final mission: Lone Wolf! When he was stabbed multiple times by the 3 final Zealots!

Me: Nooooooo! Why did Noble Six die?!
My Friend: Dude it’s just a game chill!
Me: IT’S NOT A GAME TO ME!!!

by FriskWasTaken May 31, 2021

arse nibbler

A person who likes to suck on Sphincters

Did you see John Howard with George Bush- what an arse nibbler!

by Barry Buttmunch October 30, 2003

Knob Nibbler

A woman who loves nothing more than to orally pleasure a man. Often without exchange of money or goods.

"After the 'knob nibbler' swallowed my kids, she got off the bus. I did'nt even get her name."

by 04GTO February 12, 2009

pony nibble

(n) gently nibbling on the underside of the scrotum.

bro 1: "that chick just gave me a pony nibble." bro 2: "i don't know how i feel about that." bro 1: "me neither, it was kinda weird."

by mary pappert November 27, 2011

nooblet

1. A young noob

2. People that are more immature than the average noobs.

3. An extreme noob

Only a nooblet like you could've done that!

by PB May 13, 2005