nasty noah's ark

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.

Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.

by Josh sindermann March 24, 2008

3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

Noah Ramirez’s mom

She’s the most beautiful woman ever. She’s so hot, everyone has a crush on her.

“Dang, are you Noah Ramirez’s mom? I’ve heard she’s really hot”

by Deez1457899 February 20, 2022

noah schnapp

actor who plays will byers in stranger things. is the best young actor of our generation and deserves every award

did you see noah schnapp’s performance in stranger things?

by iluvrats June 4, 2018

Noah Schnapp

Noah Schnapp is an actor on the TV show Stranger Things, along with Bridge Of Spies, and The Peanuts Movie. He is the most adorable kid ever, he's so amazingly talented, i love him so much... he deserves the entire world, and much more. He cares for his fans very much, and he's always smiling and happy. He deserves everything!

Marin: I LOVE NOAH SCHNAPP
Katie: MARIN SHUT UP THATS ALL YOUVE BEEN SAYING FOR A MONTH
Marin: sorry- i love my angel uwu ( that hurt me to write djsjfk)

by Stranger1983 November 6, 2018

Noah Schnapp

The best child actor ever (Jack D Grazer coming in close second), who everyone should know and praise. Every teen girl has a crush on him. He deserves every award out there x100.000.000.

I wish I could date Noah Schnapp

by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018

noah schnapp

a smol bean who is the definition of adorable.

aw, he's almost as precious as noah schnapp! i said ALMOST.

by strangerxthings May 15, 2017