Whoa-ner

occurs when something mind blowing or exciting is seen or experienced and the man gets a boner. the only word running through the mind is "whoa". can occur randomly around Lombys

"holy shit bro, that movie gave me a whoa-ner!"

by superc00lguy November 17, 2009

Wii-ner

A Nintendo Wii gamer.

I bought my Wii last night! I'm a Wii-ner now!

by President Rich December 10, 2006

ner

To taunt. It's a verb.

is nering
he/she ners
they nerd

Neener Neener Neener
I Ner You Ner Weiner
Grass is always greener
you're a toilet cleaner
and a dirty beaner

by Jujubee65432 July 17, 2009

Ner-go

Ner-go - technical information most non technical people wouldn't understand.

Stop using ner-go, normal people don't know that language.

by Chassar April 7, 2017

bow-ner

a boner that has an unusually downward arched "bow" to it

aw shit mate, i got me a bow-ner and now i dun gone and fucked me own arse

by Mittwoch shitter January 20, 2011

ner

When you are too lazy to repeat yourself or even say 'nevermind' to a person who never hears you after two or three tries you reply with 'ner.'

You: Man I'm so sick of algebra right now Mrs. Smith doesn't know how to teach.

Friend: ...(no response)...what?

You: I'm sick of math Smith can't teach for shit.

Friend: ...huh?

You: Ner.

by Saint15 February 23, 2009

Bro-ner

(n.) The theoretical erection (boner) "Bros" get for each other when one does something "bro" that makes people suspect bros struggle with suppressed homosexuality.

1. Yo bro, I'm totally digging the way you wear that collared shirt. You're giving me such a bro-ner.

2. The smell of phoenix scented axe always gives me a raging bro-ner.

by Nigmuhh July 8, 2011