no homo

something you say after a sentence that sounded gay but wasnt intended to sound gay. can make things really funny, especially after a teacher says something really gay

1) the test is really long and hard, said mr smith

no homo, said james

2) "dude yesterday these two guys just pounded me so hard, no homo

3) dawg your weiner is too big, no homo

by NAStradamus October 29, 2006

no homo

Basicly the two words that get you from being called gay by your friend if you say something gay.

dude 1 " yo man ill suck your dick...no homo"
dude 2 " WTF?"

by The Fig Newton Monster March 05, 2008

no homo

When you say soemthing lightweight gay but u didnt mean to you qucikly respond with "nohomo" and it makes every thing ok.....unless it was just to gay...or it took u longer than 5 seconds.

dude 1: i threw Jake on my bed and beat him
dude2:nigga u gay
dude 1:WAIT! no homo

BryanJones:i suck yo dick then let you ram me for as long as u want baby
Spider:thats gay...
BraynJones:NOHOMO!
Julian:NO NIGGA ITS TO LATE! you cant even say no homo to that it was to gay

Riley:Damn morphious what you bout to do
Huey:I love you man
Riley:ughhh, nigga you gay
Person watching:!!! he didnt say no homo

by Weazy D. Hamp May 26, 2009

no homo

No homo is a saying between two dudes that show some kindness towards one another and use "No Homo" to dispell any inclinations of being "Homo". like when you say to your brother or good friend.

hey dude, I love you man.... No Homo!

Say dude your ass is big, no homo!

by ChrisDoc December 11, 2009

no homo

When one says something that makes them sound gay or "homosexual" and then fixes it by saying "no homo."

Straight guy- "man hes got some hot shoes!"
friend- "uh..."
Straight guy- "no homo"

by D-R-O-C-K May 15, 2007

no homo

A phrase used before or after making a homosexual sounding comment to a same-sex friend.

1: Loni: You're so wierd marisa! thats why I love you! ...no homo.
2: Marisa: I like singing your songs to you Loni.. no homo.

by marise and shine April 18, 2010

no homo

a phrase that cancels out most gay comments except a few to comments that ar just to homo

"these nuts are amazing.. no homo" cancels out gay comment
"im going to stick my dick in your butt" IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER CANCELS OUT GAY COMMENT IT IS COMPLETELY AND WAY TO UTTERLY GAY

by edward cockface April 16, 2009