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Nine

Universally recognised as the best number in the world, used to express something or someone's brilliance, but can also be used to describe a complete twat
Paul and I went to Paris last week, the Eiffel tower is a massive 9 in real life.

FFS have you seen that guy Mac over there trying to be cool with his balding head, he's such a massive fucking nine.
by TomGood March 29, 2015
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by the nine

An exclamation, typically used when shocked by something. It is a reference to Skyrim.
"i got in a car crash today"
"by the nine are you okay?"
by rbxq June 8, 2023
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nining

The act of repetitively terrorizing one person every weekend. Includes TPing, Forking their yard, Chalking their car, and hurling eggs at house and cars
I want to go nining this weekend with my friends.
by Wombat3 March 16, 2017
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Nined

To shoot someone with a nine millimeter gun
"he dissed me so I nined him", "he tried to steal my chain and got nined"
by Stanley Weiser January 31, 2014
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Nine

the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system
anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.
by Scott May 13, 2005
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The Nines

Getting the Nines is when someone is basically timed out or banned for a number of nines.
You’ve been banned for 99999 years

Do you want the nines boy?
by Getting the Nines November 2, 2019
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Nine

The number that represents the feeling of being addicted to something. Knowing this is hurting you, but still loving it anyways.
"It was hurting me, but I loved it. You could say I was feeling a bit nine today."
by woohoo_i'mgarbage March 24, 2019
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