Nine

Universally recognised as the best number in the world, used to express something or someone's brilliance, but can also be used to describe a complete twat

Paul and I went to Paris last week, the Eiffel tower is a massive 9 in real life.

FFS have you seen that guy Mac over there trying to be cool with his balding head, he's such a massive fucking nine.

by TomGood March 25, 2015

by the nine

An exclamation, typically used when shocked by something. It is a reference to Skyrim.

"i got in a car crash today"
"by the nine are you okay?"

by rbxq June 08, 2023

nining

The act of repetitively terrorizing one person every weekend. Includes TPing, Forking their yard, Chalking their car, and hurling eggs at house and cars

I want to go nining this weekend with my friends.

by Wombat3 March 16, 2017

Nined

To shoot someone with a nine millimeter gun

"he dissed me so I nined him", "he tried to steal my chain and got nined"

by Stanley Weiser January 31, 2014

Nine

the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system

anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.

by Scott March 26, 2005

The Nines

Getting the Nines is when someone is basically timed out or banned for a number of nines.

You’ve been banned for 99999 years

Do you want the nines boy?

by Getting the Nines November 03, 2019

Nine

Homosexual street slang for receiving an HIV/AIDs positive load of semen from a pizza man.

"Brian got some nine from Papa John's last night"

by Caesarian September 22, 2017