Where you have both a boyfriend and girlfriend but they can't see each other because you'd get jealous
I'm neysexual I have both a boyfriend and a girlfriend
by Pussytastelikemagic May 15, 2018
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a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney
Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!
a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney
Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!
i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!
You mean im gonna be a daddy?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!
You mean im gonna be a daddy?
by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004
Get the nessie mug.Nessie from loch Ness has long outgrown his nessting pond where he hatchedwayback and now must splash around the open oceans of the world, travelling is a pastime but mostly resides along the east coast of Australia where he is protecting his human host from undauvories, he's been spotted off Bulli in the water when summoned by offerings of slurpees from 7 eleven not Matty bees gf slurpee hell no. In the headlines recently he sunk a container ship of the eastcoast that possibly forgot to load his regular shipment of teff his favorite breakfast treat.
It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.
It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.
"Nessie is on the rocks again"
Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"
Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same
Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"
Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same
by Someoneotherthannessie1 February 4, 2021
Get the Nessie mug.derived from the medieval, siege warfare.
A military operation in which enemy forces surrounded a town or building, cutting off essential supplies, with the aim of compelling those inside to surrender or convert.
A Neosiege, is an evolution of a traditional siege. Made possible by advancements in technology. This modernized version of a siege can not only be placed on a localized group in a fortified position. But on a targeted, decentralized part of the population that hold a common belief or stance. Or even on a individual who hold the wrong beliefs.
Example of a 21st century Neosiege on a decentralized part of a population.
Vaccine mandates / passports.
A Vaccine passport system uses a technological means of enforcement. That removes a targeted groups access to essential supplies and or the ability to earn money in the local economy. Whilst simultaneously limiting if not completely eliminating the ability to leave the region. The latter enforced by military checkpoints on border crossings, and port or air authorities requiring vaccination prof to leave.
(this has nothing to do with the effectiveness and is not a value judgement on weather any individual should or shouldn't choose to be vaccinated. This is souley a observation of an evolved style of military tactics that is being used by governments to achieve a goal.)
A military operation in which enemy forces surrounded a town or building, cutting off essential supplies, with the aim of compelling those inside to surrender or convert.
A Neosiege, is an evolution of a traditional siege. Made possible by advancements in technology. This modernized version of a siege can not only be placed on a localized group in a fortified position. But on a targeted, decentralized part of the population that hold a common belief or stance. Or even on a individual who hold the wrong beliefs.
Example of a 21st century Neosiege on a decentralized part of a population.
Vaccine mandates / passports.
A Vaccine passport system uses a technological means of enforcement. That removes a targeted groups access to essential supplies and or the ability to earn money in the local economy. Whilst simultaneously limiting if not completely eliminating the ability to leave the region. The latter enforced by military checkpoints on border crossings, and port or air authorities requiring vaccination prof to leave.
(this has nothing to do with the effectiveness and is not a value judgement on weather any individual should or shouldn't choose to be vaccinated. This is souley a observation of an evolved style of military tactics that is being used by governments to achieve a goal.)
If you do not comply.
You can not leave.
you can not keep you job.
you can not keep a roof over your head.
you can not put food on the table for your children.
If the reason someone "chose" to be vaccinated was due to one of the above threats.
That is prof of the efficacy of a Neosiege.
You can not leave.
you can not keep you job.
you can not keep a roof over your head.
you can not put food on the table for your children.
If the reason someone "chose" to be vaccinated was due to one of the above threats.
That is prof of the efficacy of a Neosiege.
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Get the nysier mug.A girl who is honest but tactful. She has a beautiful vivacious spirit. She takes care of her people with a ferocious heart. She is a party and a yoga class, all wrapped up in one.
Neysis is zen until she’s not.
by Trosa November 23, 2021
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