newt

Pooping on a cat

i newted all over mr bonkers.

by Danny boy14 June 11, 2009

newt

A nice elegant woman thanks

A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt

by Criostoir Hulme September 21, 2005

Newt

A Newt is what a Bandit craves. A Bandit's craving for Newt is INSATIABLE!!!!!!

"It's been days since this Bandit has eaten Newt and he's STARVING!"

"Newt tastes delicious, especially when wet and warm in a bathtub."

"Bandits love Newts!"

by Newt's Bandit February 4, 2010

Newt

A small lizard that can be found in small creeks and is known for its bright yellow dots standing out against its pure black.

I think Newts are cool.

by kittenskittensKITTENSSSSS November 25, 2017

Newt Scamander

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011

Asbestos Newt

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.

"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"

by Bapup November 28, 2011