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Netherlands

A small, yet developed and well furnished country who despite its pitiful size and population has managed to obtain some importance both in Europe and abroad. While its development is admirable, it is home to probably the most bland, unimaginative and boring people on the planet who rigorously stay within their circles of friends and plan everything ahead of schedule. In hopes of stimulating some sense of adventure in its people the government has legalized the use of marijuana but the effects have been negligible.
After graduating from school Sam decided to fly to the Netherlands and stay in Amsterdam for a week. After three coffee shops and a whore Sam realized there was nothing else to do in the country.
by OptimusFingPrime January 17, 2010
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netherlands

A country where you get bored to death the first day you set foot on it.
Trust me, ive been there.
by AskTheDuke June 9, 2005
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the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.
As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.
by Alex January 21, 2005
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netherlandite

A rock derived from the Netherlands.
"Hey, man, where'd you find that Netherlandite?"
by Chat Roulette Force January 9, 2013
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The netherlands

The best country in the world. Dutch people are tall, strong, awesome, smart and not dramatic. People say that they secretly rule the world, which is true, they do rule the world by manipulating dumb american people like trump. Dutch people smoke weed all day and eat cheese and hang out with cows.
You:”Why should I go to the netherlands?”
Me:”You can smoke weed legally.”
You:”ok let’s go”
by Yeeetyeeeet October 20, 2018
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Netherland's

A small country between Belgium and Germany, where pot is allowed.

It should lose all right's as a country however as it's military can go on strike, and will never cross a picket line.
Person #1: Hey Abder, did you hear the Netherland's army went on strike.

Abder: I did Aleit.
by The ducki November 3, 2009
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netherlandic

A language that is utter bulls**t
He's speaking bullshit must be netherlandic
by Thingy ma bobber December 22, 2016
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