netflix

(netflix) n.

the reasons i dont have friends anymore

"hey eli wanna go town later with us?"

"um sorry i have to wash my cat"
aka.

"nahhh im watching pll on netflix today"

by elizzzabeth October 15, 2015

Netflix

a video streaming site that never has what your looking for, so you have to sign up for 10 different streaming sites because video stores are no longer an option.

I was looking for airplane but it seems like Netflix removed it

by Marble September 7, 2018

Netflix

bae

Netflix is life

kinda like on demand, but better with more choices and no commercials

I watched Netflix until 4 am last night!!

by food:D January 14, 2015

Netflix

When you have a micro penis and are in your board shorts with netting and want to jerk off; you have to use a flicking motion through the net.

When you come back from the pool and want to rub one out but your mom walks in.

Mom: what are you doing Danny?
Danny: don't worry about it, ma...I'm on Netflix!

by Grace B August 10, 2013

Netflixer

A person who uses Netflix and popcorn to get someone to come "chill" when they actually want to fuck.

Girl: We never really watch "movies", he always wants to fuck. He's just a netflixer girl, don't fall for it.

by C. Ferb January 18, 2015

Netflixation

The overwhelming urge to watch a movie for the sole purpose of getting through your Netflix queue. It often causes you to watch movies you don't like.

"What'd you do last night?"
"My Netflixation kicked in so I watched 2 haaarible movies just to get deeper in my queue"

by Marquise Pollard June 8, 2007

Netflix

A pedophile streaming service that needs to be banned

Joe Biden: Hey Obama! Lets go watch Cuties on Netflix!

Obama: Sure thing!

Joe Biden: Lets go!

by Nahhloll October 13, 2020