natty

A gym goer who trains hard with heavy weights and follows intelligent programming and with good diet however isn't that big, muscular, strong, or ripped (compared to fitness models). Short for "Natural", as in, does not use any steroid hormones at all.

"Fake Natty": A steroid user who says he's a natty
"Half Natty": A steroid user who takes extremely small doses, is usually also a fake natty

Guy who doesn't lift but watches a bunch of youtube videos about Kali Muscle and Jeff Seid: "Wtf bro you've been lifting for 4 years and you only bench 245? Bitch-azz"
Natty: "Ugh fking aye, I'm natty, try to get there yourself phaget."

by Zyzy December 14, 2015

Natted

Fucked up, messed up, etc

"That prank you pulled was natted bro.."

by sayywhatttt April 5, 2017

hella natty

The ultimate level of thirst. So thirsty no amount of Gatorade or sex can quench the thirst.

"I just made a Tinder account."
"Dude, that's hella natty."

by Thirst July 12, 2014

natty nap

The act of sleeping after passing out for consuming way too much Natural Light at a party.

Johnny woke up from his natty nap and realized he was in the hospital for a couple of days.

by 305 trips November 11, 2009

Nattycolitis

the inability to form solid feces due to years of frequent natty light consumption

Theodore: "Dood, I blow up hard at work"
Jontae: "Yeah, same, I rarely shit solid any more"
Theodore: "HAHAHA, maybe we have Nattycolitis"

Sampsun: "Bro, I have been shitting rice water and blood for weeks. I think I have developed Chronic Nattycolitis."
Jeffrey: "I ferment mine."

Scott: "Ben, I haven't duked a solid log in months; all my poop is straight liquid."
Benjamin: "Uhhh, it sounds like you might have Nattycolitis. How long have you been bingeing on natty?"
Scott: "Probably 15 years, since I was 12, no doubt."

by SanduskyBwai69 November 20, 2011

Natte Talk

When someone is bullshitting about his day to day activities.

Natte:I fucked 27 hoes in 1 night and i don't remember anything.
Person1 to Person2:Ay bro , he's natte talking again!

by Hood_Bastard July 27, 2021

Sekon desu nattsu

A phrase used by horny Japanese men. It has an American counterpart called “Suck on deez nuts”.

Japanese men usually say this while teasing their waifus, in hopes that they do suck their nuts. Usually, if their waifu responds, the phrase is followed by another phrase, “sekkon yo nattsu”.

Koroshinsou: Bby girl wanna “sekon desu nattsu”?
Shineba: Ara ara, I sense a horny man. I’d be willing to “sekkon yo nattsu”.

by Asenshohima November 4, 2022