Ironclad Nads 

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"

What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.

Ironclad Nads by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Nardos 

Nardos is a kind, beautiful hot, smart,confident, will help a bestie when she needs to and always got your back

Nardos

Nardos by Nardos April 3, 2017

nardwuar 

hilarious interviewer and also in a band

doot doola doot doo.. Doot DOo!

nardwuar by the candace! March 18, 2004

Nardo Polo 

The greatest marble player who ever lived.

I told her my name was Nardo Polo, the greatest marble player who ever lived.

Nardo Polo by Princess Hafadalla September 11, 2008

the nard dog guarantee 

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

the nard dog guarantee by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Nard-Dog 

A reasonable looking man with his life figured out, IN HIS HEAD. He may have some anger issues and punch holes in the wall now and then, but hey! He's Nard-Dog

Oh my gosh did you see Nard-Dog punch a hole in the wall

Nard-Dog by The Bumbling Office Manager May 20, 2020