NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

nard

verb-

the act of ejaculating

I narded on her face.

by 12964 May 6, 2011

Nard

A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.

Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard

by Forty40 September 6, 2009

The 'Nard

Slang for Barnard College, a women's college that is affiliated with Columbia University.

Will you be studying in Columbia's library tonight?

No, I think I will head over to the 'Nard instead. They have an extensive archive in the area in which I'm interested.

by golionsgo October 22, 2014

nard

When a guy gets a little hard but not really.

hey my boyfriehd just got a Nard on, but it lasted only a few seconds

by Emilbightybobian December 28, 2005

nard

short for nardeen. a sexy sexy girl with a ROCKIN body, a sweet ass and a gorgeous face

If nard gave me a chance I'd rock her world (not to mention the bed)

by admirer September 1, 2004

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011