Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

World's Best Napper

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper

ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .

by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013

Caper de napper

Here's a dude that likes to go around cock knocking everybody. Most likely he's a little boy beatin on his dad's weewee b'cause he's made the young lad watch his mom such his cock long enough to inspire that kind of backwards turning hating

That little caper de napper just beat the hell out of daddy's cock. Look at em go!

by Pokey Nokey September 7, 2022

Fuck Napper

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021

Nappers regret

When all you wanted to do was take a quick nap but instead you slept for three hours and you are incredibly confused and cranky.

Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.

Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...

by Bzing September 4, 2013

Filthy Napper

When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.

What a filthy napper that hairy old woman is!

by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010

Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019