an alternative to a boobjob. a man will get off between a pair of asscheeks. can be done laying down or pressed up against a wall
gave my boyfriend a cheeky nandos last night and he loved it!
my boyfriend loves a good cheeky nandos on a Saturday night ~
my boyfriend loves a good cheeky nandos on a Saturday night ~
by sjhxxxxsmg October 18, 2023
Get the cheeky nandos mug.Nardos( short form: Nardi) is a fun-packed sweet bundle of candy. Nardos(s) are such amazing human beings and they are the best of friends, sisters, and lovers. Their smile could brighten your whole week. They are brave, smart, and loyal.
If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.
Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.
The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.
If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.
Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.
The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.
by Al.E December 29, 2020
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Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.
"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?"
"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."
"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."
by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012
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by Nardos April 3, 2017
Get the Nardos mug.An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."
John: "Really Justin? What is it?"
Justin: "Its called Megavideo"
*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."
Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"
The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
John: "Really Justin? What is it?"
Justin: "Its called Megavideo"
*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."
Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"
The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009
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Nardos
by Nardos April 3, 2017
Get the Nardos mug.A discord server (created by madvulpen) which has what many would consider the worst moderation on the planet. The staff consist of a cat an F-22 and a Canadian (All other staff are irelivant). Vulpen (the owner) has for some unknown reason banned the posting of any anime. We might never know why. Only around 50 of the 2000 people in the server actualy speak. Most of the members are undes and everyweek undes are jailed and or banned. Most conversations are about sex or war thunder. The community is fairly toxic but friendly to you depending if you make a good first impression.
User1 : when will Neon Nados moderation be fixed
User2: cry about it lmao
User 3: burger
User1: Ga
User3: Ga
User2: Ga
User3: Ga
User1: Ga
User2: cry about it lmao
User 3: burger
User1: Ga
User3: Ga
User2: Ga
User3: Ga
User1: Ga
by TotallyNotAtomic December 28, 2021
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