Don't fuck with my bitch

1) What you say when you tell a nigga/cracka who frontin' to lay off your bitch.
2) should have been the title of that Nivea song...it wouldn't suck so much then.

1) Don't fuck with my bitch nigga or the pigs gonna find you and your family in a dark alley lyin' in chalk.
2) Don't fuck with my bitch, I'm a be the one to break it to you, got my niggaz and my bitch, so find yo own ho and leave mine alone yo.

Don't fuck with my bitch by Nick D March 6, 2003

Fucking my bitch 

Another way of saying “are you shitting me”

“If you think you’re a better driver than me then you are indeed fucking my bitch”

Fucking my bitch by LONGDONGSONG February 9, 2021

son of my bitch 

A son of someone whom has had your male child.

When you don't want to insult anyone directly after some unfortunate circumstance arises. I.e., an egg falls out of your hand accidentally that's when you would say " son of my bitch!"

son of my bitch by AlvaroTheGreat January 1, 2018

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

yous my bitch by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

thats my bitch 

describing your thottie, or your side chick. Also used in forms of "That's my thot" or "Thats my ho".

Daquan: Dang boy, yo boo got a nice ass!
Taquan: Nigga, thats my bitch. The fuck you mean boo?

Daquan: Oh shit, well I'd tap it.

thats my bitch by Jesshiaquandra March 15, 2017

shit on my bitch 

Phrase meant to be blurted out when one is bored, confused, angered, or enlightened.

The following example is a good sentence that contains more than 4 expletives.

Shit on my bitch while her ass is getting fucked!

shit on my bitch by Kremit March 28, 2003

smack my bitch up 

Controversial song by The prodigy with an equally controversial video. Glorifies women-beating and casual, unprotected sex as well as violent and unsociable behaviour. The video was refused by MTV. In the light of MTV dropping their standards, the video has been played before the watershed times in recent years.


Also refering to bitch-slapping something to show ones physical prowess over it.

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up!

smack my bitch up by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004