mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

mutually assured friend zone

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.

Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.

by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018

mutually assured destruction

A phrase, possibly coined by Arthur C. Clarke, to describe a situation where both parties can destroy the other, but not before the attacked party destroys the attacker.

Mutually assured destruction is certain now that the USSR have nuclear weapons.

by 256 September 3, 2003

Mutually Assured Destruction Fund

A fund

The PPP scammers made-off like Madoff and they're no different than Mutually Assured Destruction Fund's like FTX or GBTC

by Jaaaay Thringus May 10, 2023

mutually assured destruction

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.

Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!

by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

mutually assured

to feel safe because others feel the same way
peer support
feel the same as someone

now that i'm mutually assured i'll do the driveby with u boys

by teddyK September 13, 2003

Mutually Assured Destruction

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships

David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023