Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."
by sukebe November 18, 2006
Military Slang. When two or more enemies have more than enough nuclear weapons to destroy each other.
The war between Brikstan and Belgrave hit the point where Mutual Assured Destruction was confirmed on the news.
by TskFrc1568 February 26, 2014
When America, China, Great Britain, or some gay third world country decides to drop an A-bomb or H-bomb on Canada and/or Israel, resulting in some other big country and/or third world country going PMS-style and reducing the whole world to ashes, therefore leaving the sole survivors with testicular cancer.
Dude, I heard they found big weapons in the Middle East.
Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.
Hell yeah!
Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.
Hell yeah!
by Mela August 30, 2003
when a couple (only looking for a fling) have sex without a condom! they're both fucked.......likewise!
i convinced her that a date with me would not end in mutually assured destruction (might get her pregnant but i'll before she finds out)!
by ashwani fucker September 20, 2003
A situation in which two states have enough weapons (typically nuclear) to ensure that should one launch an attack the other would be able to respond in a strong enough way to destroy the attacker. Both would be destroyed.
This situation is supposed to prevent either side from launching such an attack.
The Cold War between the USA and the USSR in the 20th Century is an example of such a situation.
This situation is supposed to prevent either side from launching such an attack.
The Cold War between the USA and the USSR in the 20th Century is an example of such a situation.
by Flame August 30, 2003
A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."
by Robert Allen August 29, 2003
by MoFo November 24, 2003