Flipping the muskrat

When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.

That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.

by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019

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Nigerian Muskrat

An act of shitting on someones face and letting it stay till it hardens, then taking it off and putting in the freezer for later use, when frozen you wear it as a mask to rob a bank

We would have been in jail if Zeb didnt bring those nigerian muskrats.

by Sleepdome April 24, 2009

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Muskratted out

The state of being incredibly high on Marijuana. Eyes are squinted, hair is fucked up, and all you can say is 'uhhhh'

Dude, I was so muskratted out that I was surprised when the cop didn't stop me.

by BigRed August 30, 2012

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The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.

OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021

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Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

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