Murph 

To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.

"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."

"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."

"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."

"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."

"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."

Murph by Murphy Brown December 20, 2008

Murph 

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity

"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"

Murph by Steve*O January 12, 2008

Murph 

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

Murph by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

Murph 

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

Murph by Stackhouse September 15, 2017

Murph 

Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover

Look at that Murph he's so sexy.

Murph by ChristineM6969 May 10, 2018

Murph 

To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.

Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom

Murph by thealberto September 16, 2018

Murph 

It is used as a slang for "I love you", but only between Zak and Kodie.

Sweet dreams baby. Murph!

Murph by Zak+Kodie November 3, 2019