v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.
by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008
Get the cunt mufflemug. by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008
Get the Muffle Trumpetmug. by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011
Get the queef mufflemug. Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!
by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011
Get the Fudge Mufflemug. something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
Get the mask mufflemug. The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013
Get the Sploosh Mufflemug. Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!
by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011
Get the Trumpet Mufflemug.