Mississippi Mudpie

When the girl lays down on her back and the guy squats over her head and poops on her face and tries to trace her eyebrows with his poop

Do you want a Mississippi Mudpie soon? I’m feeling a poop coming on.

by IslandBoi24 August 10, 2020

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Seattle Mudpie

A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground

I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie

by Blueberrywaffles69 June 6, 2024

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Zangara St Louis Mudpie

A sometimes dangerous volcanic like anal extrusion that emits lava like properties both in temperature and poisonous gas. Also known to have resulted in the summoning of EMS.

After that meal Joeseph experienced cramping and a Zangara St Louis Mudpie!

by Philly Cheesesteak September 20, 2016

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Wizzconsin Mudpie

The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.

Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.

Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.

Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.

Big Easy: Pp

by Stoney69 October 10, 2019

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Toronto Mudpie

A person squats above someone else's chest and proceeds to defecate on their chest, trying their best to stack the shit as high as possible.

"Yo John!"

"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"

by BloodboundCentral January 10, 2025

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