Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

mozzap

An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.

There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!

by neorococco January 16, 2011

Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

Mozz

A 'Mozz' is a person or being who has the abiltity to change the outcome of an event that seems certain.

I cannot believe Mitch put a mozz on another one. The horse I backed was going to win by the length of the straight, he said 'just wins' and that instant the horse fell over.

by Wooley April 30, 2015

moozy

Deriving from the adjective amused it describes a feeling of deep joy going far beyond happiness. Opposite: noozy.

I feel so moozy I wanna plant a tree!

by cikeminatti April 15, 2016

Mozzerella Stick

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands

Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"

by Jeff hamond May 6, 2015

Mozey

An artist who goes by the name mtv mozey, great personality and all around a fun person to be with

I was at a party and you know it was lit because mtv mozey was there

by Not that got pal April 28, 2022