Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
by Jerami the Wise January 01, 2019
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Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar
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mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.
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South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
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Brick-and-mortar

A sexual move in which, just prior to orgasming, a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's abdomen and then immediately proceeds to lay down on top of his partner. The two then cease all activity and remain still until they fall asleep. When they awake the next morning, they find themselves glued together, sealed by the adhesive property of dried semen. This vertical stack of man and woman resembles two bricks in a wall stuck together by mortar.
The brick-and-mortar: perhaps the most intense display of true affection. Just as the bricks in the wall remain sealed and steadfast, so do the man and woman.
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mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence
Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.
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mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
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