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Mormonspeak

The inadvertent or intended modification of the language and meaning of the doctrines of the canon of the Restoration (including the New Testament) to conform to mistaken pop-culture and legalistic influences within the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Perhaps the most egregious example of Mormonspeak is the common erroneous interpretation of 2 Nephi 25:23 that seeks to replace Ephesians 2:8-9 with regard to the absolute nature of grace, where, in fact, both passages are equivalent.

In other words, if we are to be saved at all, then we must be saved entirely by grace, after we do the only thing we can do as fallen mortal beings, which is to believe in Christ and be reconciled to God according to the requirements of the attainable gospel of Jesus preached by both Paul and Nephi. What we do in the plan of redemption is designed to bring us to Christ, for only he possesses the power to save.
by mormonredeeminggrace May 21, 2012
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Mormonicness

Extreme Conservative Moronicness

Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.

Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
by Tsjiele July 25, 2023
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Mormonger

mor⋅mon⋅ger (n.) - 1. a person who is involved with being a mormon in a petty or contemptible way. 2. Chiefly British. 3. Lizzie.
Lizzie you are such a silly mormonger!!
by J-Kai December 30, 2008
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Morganize

To abuse marijuana in order to get high. Especially if you have read hair.
We need to get morganized.

He was so morganized he failed the test.
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Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.
Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!
by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009
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Morganized

an adjective or verb: Indicating that an area in a building has been stocked and the bin liners changed but no further cleaning has been performed.
Yeah, I totally Morganized the foyer toilets, we just need to mop it now.
by yourganic May 4, 2009
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Mormonisms

"Can you not drink coffee because of your Mormonisms?"
by Denny Shaffer Schaedig October 19, 2011
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