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Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
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mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.
by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016
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margolin

The last name of the most legendary family you'll ever meet. Derived from the Hebrew word meaning "pearl", the Margolin name comes second only to the family who reps it. Strikingly good looks, incredible intelligence, suave moves, and absolute dankness come naturally to the Margolin crew. If you're lucky enough to meet a Margolin, you should probably be aware that you just hit the jackpot.
Girl 1: "Ugh, everything about him is perfect"
Girl 2: "Well duh, he's a Margolin"
by oooyaaaaaa May 17, 2016
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Verrekte Mongol

Verrekt Mongol, derived from popular Dutch TV show "New Kids on the Block" where a bunch of antisocial 20somthing-year-olds cause chaos and insult handicaps, the mentally ill and patients with disease (i.e. cancer) with harsh vulgar language.

the meaning goes along the lines of "fucking retard" but can be used for almost any occasion.
dutch handicapped woman crosses the street in a wheelchair.
Bunch of 20somthing antisocials point at her and shout

"JEZUS, WAT EEN VERREKTE MONGOL"
by nederlands_bengaals January 3, 2010
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Morgoth

Once considered one of the Valar,he was at first called Melkor before he turned to evil ways, Stealing the Silmarils, Corrupting the Maia; Sauron, Destroying the two trees and the lamps in Valinor.
"Melkor that is, Morgoth destroyed the trees that gave light to Valinor."
by Manave Eru Sulanul July 5, 2004
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mongolo

A word that has the same meaning as mongoloid, referring to the people with down syndrome. It is often used to tell someone they're a retard, when in fact they're not. Hispanic people use the word along with the spanish curse word pinche. Mongolo is sometimes used in spanglish sentences.
Look at that pinche mongolo!

I was going to the store when un pinche mongolo stepped in front of my car asking for money.
by Bruce182 July 28, 2005
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Mongolian Goggles

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.
Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.
by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009
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