Monthly Duty Cycle

An absolute lie about how many pages your printer can print in a month. Take this number, divide it by 20, and that's what you can actually print per month without destroying your printer.

Pat: Our new printer has a Monthly Duty Cycle of 300,000 pages!

Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?

by Sotally October 14, 2009

monthly blood

also known as pussy and/or vagina.

made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers in their song titled "Purple Stain".

Indeed this can be a fun place to mess around with on a lady, but catch yourself around it at the wrong time of the month and it can turn you off quicker than a light switch.

"I put my middle finger in your monthly blood is what i win..." by Red Hot Chili Peppers

by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

Monttryal

Extremely attractive black male. A crazy socio path/physco path/pathelogical liar. He is addicted to sex, smokes to much weed, cant finish anything he starts. A monttryal lives off his mother and others for financial support. Also does crazy things such as "spider hunting".

Man he's such a Monttryal, he's not going anywhere in life.

by cocobananas November 30, 2011

Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

monthly meetings

weak

weak, monthly meetings

by Tad Poles May 26, 2010

monthly hoeish

When your flavor of the week is kept a lil longer so everyone don't know your hoeish activities

Whose the new guy? That's her monthly hoeish

by inferno42o November 17, 2014

monthly sugar

When your sugar daddy/mommy has been spoiling you for a whole month you fuck him/her to 'thank' her/him

sugar daddy: baby heres your new pussy pink car!
sugar baby: thank you! maybe it's time to give you your monthly sugar..

by sugar bxby September 9, 2018