employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

be homophobic month

every day on july you can be homophobic for 1 month . and the best part is that the gays can't cancel you

Dude 1 : yo its july , lets be extra homophobic for "be homophobic month"!
Dude 2 : lets do it

by the avrg neo-nazi June 14, 2023

that time of the month

The time when a women has her period.

"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Pride month

Used to be a great place for LQBTQ+ community, but now its just a place where companies will make money out of it

Also has homophobic people begging for a straight pride month

Gay person: its finally pride month"

Companies: "oh i almost forgot here is a rainbow colored hotdog"

Random straight person on the internet: "where is straight pride month"

by Hello_there_reddit June 18, 2019

18 months

a period of time that has been going on for 5 years and is probably going to go on forever.

friend 1: one direction broke up, right?
directioner: OF COURSE NOT! THEY'RE JUST ON AN 18 MONTHS HIATUS.

by niall's new angel March 9, 2021

3rd of the month

The 3rd of every month holds a special significance for individuals who are in love with someone who is in a relationship with another person.

The significance of the 3rd of every month serves as a private acknowledgment of their love story, separate from the public eye.

Ultimately, the 3rd of every month represents the dedication, perseverance, and affection shared by two individuals who continue to love each other in secret.

Allen and Jane celebrated their love on the 3rd of every month, even though they had to keep their relationship a secret.

Every 3rd of the month, Lisa and Mark, who are in a hidden relationship, commemorate their love for each other.

by YourDarkSide May 30, 2023

Mae Month

The month of January where we celebrate Mae, a beautiful, smart, and amazingly perfect girl who owns Nates heart. We celebrate how she makes us smile, laugh, and just be happy in general. She has a certain way of being so likable and its lovely. WE LOVE YOU MAEEE!!!

Nate: Hey Mae, i love you thats why i celebrate Mae month.
Mae: stfuu noo!!!

by perculated January 28, 2021