I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
by Rumplenutz September 02, 2018
A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.
Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."
by RERS January 18, 2013
Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.
Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.
by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010
A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
by Monty Parrlo November 15, 2004
Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
by Non-Virtue May 08, 2011
Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.
As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.
by speedog June 10, 2010
When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
by Anal_Animal August 03, 2009