Anna, the token British girl of the group, destined to become asian... Also destined to change her career choice overnight. Mischa, smoothie bowl and glasses enthusiast, obviously the clear weirdo of the group, constantly misses class for "music lessons", also misses the ball for PE every time. melody, very, very, VERY VERY SHORT, and will drown if placed in the swimming pool (3m deep), and can swim 5m weakly, (teeny tiny) cute kawaii korean aesthetic asian, proud of chinese heritage, part of the lgbtq+ community ;) Angela, the smart, humble person of the group, silently crazy and who loves releasing gas regularly (yum) and loves chewing on carrots. At least it is not just paper (melody... we're watching you).
'Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody are such a weird friend group.... wish I was in it with them'
'Oh, those smart cool people? That's just Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody'
'Oh, those smart cool people? That's just Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody'
by bombasticsideeye69 March 02, 2023
Anna, the token British girl of the group, destined to become asian. Mischa, smoothie bowl and glasses enthusiast, obviously the clear weirdo of the group. melody, cute kawaii korean aesthetic asian, proud of chinese heritage, part of the lgbtq+ community ;) Angela, the smart, humble person of the group, who loves releasing gas regularly (yum) and loves chewing on carrots. At least it is not just paper (melody... we're watching you).
'Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody are such a weird friend group.... which I was in it with them'
'Oh, those smart cool people? That's just Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody'
'Oh, those smart cool people? That's just Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody'
by bombasticsideeye69 March 02, 2023
A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
by Professor Butthurt April 17, 2024
by 0ttpxr March 03, 2022
Stop. The asshole of the group. Asocial and annoying. A Mischa usually doesn't pay attention to the important things in life. People never really like a Mischa, mostly because of his cockiness and egotistical behaviour. A Mischa will cut off his friends in order to retain his reputation as the "alfa".
In conclusion, a Mischa is a cocky asshole and nobody likes a Mischa.
Don't be a Mischa.
In conclusion, a Mischa is a cocky asshole and nobody likes a Mischa.
Don't be a Mischa.
by Artemis101 December 23, 2018
A cold, unfeeling, sociopathic bitch who will rip out your heart on a religious holiday, ghost you, and make you feel like it was somehow all your fault. Its not all bad though, because two weeks later, she joined the Navy and as soon as you're done with her, you can fuck someone way hotter!
Guy 1: Hey, man. Im really sorry to hear about Mischa.
Guy 2: Its no big deal man. I have a good job and shes out being a baracks-bunny (See Baracks-Bunny).
Guy 2: Its no big deal man. I have a good job and shes out being a baracks-bunny (See Baracks-Bunny).
by Professor Butthurt April 17, 2024
by jakecoopper November 07, 2020