Minked

Past tense of mink
Used this in response to a big punch/hit, or big truck/tackle

Jeremy get punched hard (unexpectedly or in a fight*)
Tyler: “YOOO he just got Minked 🤣😭”

by NYC.slang June 10, 2022

minted

the scottish teenager version for cool.

oh that shops pure minted

by billy bub bobular September 1, 2023

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Get minted

A short saying used by faded green semi drivers. The saying leads to a massive ego, which compensates for a small wee wee as a company driver.

Just blew his doors off and told him to “get minted, and to stay minty”

by Dub9s worldwide February 23, 2022

prefers his peas Minted

Descriptive of a homosexual / gay man

He prefers his peas Minted

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023