She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!
by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 07, 2020
An individual that is absolutely obsessed with Zeta sorority girls that he has to buy a minivan to fit all of them into his ride; Also one that lets his girlfriend make out with his buds at parties,(very lenient you might say);
by MC April 07, 2005
by Treemeister Master July 03, 2011
When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)
by Fuckin' lol November 14, 2011
A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.
Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"
Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*
Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*
by TheLord007 July 14, 2021
A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")
"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."
by trufrend May 25, 2018
by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019