Minivan Masher

A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.

She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!

by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 7, 2020

Minivan Meeks

An individual that is absolutely obsessed with Zeta sorority girls that he has to buy a minivan to fit all of them into his ride; Also one that lets his girlfriend make out with his buds at parties,(very lenient you might say);

Late night at the hollow on a thursday night!!

by MC April 7, 2005

Turkish Minivan

The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.

I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.

by Treemeister Master July 4, 2011

Texas Minivan

When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)

bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.

"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."

by NedFer May 25, 2023

North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014

"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"

by rooster_69 March 12, 2024