milf

tylers mom, lynn, is a milf(mother id like to F@#$)

john: have u seen tylers mom recently cuz if u had you would say she is a milf to

by j schaffer December 13, 2008

MILF

Mom I'd Like to FUCK

Man dawg your mom is such a MILF, hook me up!

by Nat_da_STAR March 6, 2007

milf

Mother I'd love to fuck.

Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.

by iwannadoher April 12, 2006

Milf

mother i'd love to $@&%

dude brian's mom is a total milf

by w-man August 25, 2009

milf

This term was introduced with the inception of the Eddie James All-Negro All-Stars in 1937. Originally used to refer to the chronic effects of a disasterous flim-flam, it later became used to describe Eddie's wife, Heather, who had slept with most of the band.

It also later got verbed and is used to describe saggy white moms with big asses getting reamed from behind.

"Once you go milf, you can't go back."

"This video shows your mom getting milfed."

by chickunmen March 29, 2007

MILF

"Mom Id Like To Fuck"
used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.

"Angeleina Joli is a MILF"
"Stacy's Mom is DEFNIATLY a MILF ;)"

by horny guy March 29, 2004

MILF

A MILF is a hot ass chick who you later find to be David Caseley's mum! Genuinely an Abberviation of:

M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck

A MILF is a Great looking mum

A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum

B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer

see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer

by wilkybarkid January 18, 2008