Mikey

A bad boyfriend. One who beats on his girl until he is taken down by someone bigger or smarter. An asshole.

Man how is she doing I heard her last boyfriend was a mikey.

by MysterymanADMO July 25, 2006

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa September 1, 2015

a great guy who smokes u up all the time and turns u from sober to high in a couple of minutes

"Yo, Mikey is such a g homie!!!!!"
"Mikey u got any weed?"

Someone who loves hentai. A hentai version of a weaboo

by Arosey May 29, 2018

Huge penis, loves girls, ladies man. Every girl Lowkey wants him inside her.

by 10056798321 April 4, 2019

An abusive piece of shit who expects you to be loyal to him while he cheats on you. Most likely went to prison.

Wow that guy was such a nightmare. For sure a Mikey

by Lucilovesherjordy August 21, 2019