metawhore 

One who uses metaphors, similie, or other figurative language in their writing and speech to an unhealthy degree.

Suzie: I am as exhausted as a dog who has just given birth to a litter of puppies.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.

metawhore by Merany September 8, 2007

Metawhore 

Cringe kids in the Genshin Impact community that only pull for characters that are overpowered and not because of their personality or gameplay.

They enjoy bulling ppl on the internet who use non-meta teams or characters that aren't literally broken like Hu Tao or Ganyu.

Player 1: "Dude why are you using Barbara DPS? She's such a trash character. I can do 3x your damage with my Level 90 Ganyu."

Player 2: "Metawhore, smh. Any character can easily beat all the content in this SINGLE-PLAYER game with the right artifacts and levelling."

Metawhore by Barbruh DPS :pensive: December 9, 2021

Metaphorical Monday 

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day

Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!

Metaphorical Monday by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007

metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender 

a non binary binary androcephagender human who identifies soley as a metaphoric polymultitheocrayon gender

metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender

metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender by social justice May 22, 2016

metaphorgy 

when there is a conversation between 3 or more people that involves heavily bombastic and over analytical similes, analogies, and metaphors.

The day began with a metaphorgy on the night befores frivolities and how they were reminiscent of the three stooges.

metaphorgy by crite24 August 8, 2010

Metaphorgetting 

Verb. The act of completely derailing an anaolgy. A subset of Conversaboteur

Joe, will you stop metaphorgetting? It's hard enough to keep track of everything without you being a douchebag.

Metaphorgetting by Grewster 2.0 May 16, 2011

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

metaphorically constipated by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014