Lip Merkin

The act of receiving head.

Not to be confused with Lerkin.

Dude, last night at the party I got a "lip merkin"

by Merkin Masters March 31, 2010

lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014

arsh merkins

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.

"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."

by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Merkin season

A period of time dedicated to merkin. most commonly used in COD MW 2 by pat vangorp

"its time to merk on some fools, ITS MERKIN SEASON!!"

by merkmaster November 15, 2009

circus merkin

A pubic wig, worn specifically by clowns that have lost their pubic hair due to excessive dyeing. The circus merkinusually comes in a variety of colors, but the most common colors are red, yellow, or "rainbow."

Bozo was bouncing on the trampoline, when his pants fell down, revealing his circus merkin to the crowd for all to see.

by Crackers the Clown July 10, 2005

jerkin the merkin

jacking off

why were u jerkin the merkin

by koo gui July 17, 2009

Getting A Merkins

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.

Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?

by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012