An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.
Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.
Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mentalconstipation!"
When you're riffing on an idea with someone, and the words are coming so smooth & fluid & satisfying that you feel like you're losing yourself in the soft luscious cavern of their mind. And you kind of just want to stay there forever.
Whenever I talk to him I’m titillated and aroused...intellectually . It's like we're mentalmaking out.
Mental boom is when a series of unfortunate events happen and another unlucky scenario presents itself causing you to lose your shit. This may happen by talking to that ONE fucker or any other triggering thing. This causes you to lose your shit for the rest of your day and tilts the fuck out of you and you feel like committing sudoku.
Variations of this include:
mental go boom mental go sky
Describes a situation that is out of control or crazy or an object which is eccentric or brightly colored or designed.
This whole situation involving Rachel is Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!
Or
Jake's new hoody is bright pink with orange polka dots, its Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!