smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

smooth melons by qwter978 May 13, 2016

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Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

Water them Melons by Mantalk November 4, 2012

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Eat some melons

In the 2002 film, Ana Faris offers to spend time with Angela Bettis after Bettis compliments Faris's neck. This was a hint to Bettis's character that simultaneous lesbian oral sex was an option for their time together. It's a simple reference to standard sexual position sixty nine.

Hey Clarissa, would you like to come back to my apartment after this female-only wine tasting and eat some melons?

Eat some melons by Jakeyjakers April 29, 2020