Melon

When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.

Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.

by bennyboy123yetheboys November 27, 2018

Melon

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

by Right in the bum May 17, 2016

Melon

If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.

Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.

by shiskebab2056 November 13, 2021

Melonism

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers

“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
“MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

by Holy Knight of the melons June 22, 2022

Melon

toby mclinden

toby you’re a melon

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd September 14, 2018

Melon

The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits

Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays

by PENG TING ELSIE❤️❤️ December 15, 2017

Melon

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

by RomanThorne October 19, 2015