melon

a melon who’s actually mean and makes me cry every night, I don’t know what I did to be bullied this much stop being mean melon :(

Melon is so mean, I wanna cry

by Paperback_Boy May 8, 2020

Melon

Something that can fit up my arse

“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”

by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020

Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

Melon

A very sweet, wholesome, and adorable person

Goodnight my melon

by p_m_k_nn_2911 August 13, 2021

melon

a rlly cool twitch stream who should def follow

yo have you heard the twitch streamer, melon?

no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann

by chickatheduck September 18, 2021

Melon

maddie, emo, autistic

"maddie you melon"

by Yourmumshousexx September 23, 2021