the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"
Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole
---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).
When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a differentdirection, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.
A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!