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meeting gemma 

the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"
Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole

---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
meeting gemma by shlonginator October 14, 2007

Meeting Marshal

The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).
When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.
Meeting Marshal by RangerGr January 31, 2010

meeting the dragon 

when you get really high and you're in a dream land
rorys so high i think hes meeting the dragon
meeting the dragon by atane November 13, 2016

meeting creep 

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
meeting creep by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

Meeting Edging 

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.
My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!
Meeting Edging by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023

Meeting point 

An area near transport stations, traditionally train stations, where people go to to meet up and partake in a 'Sneaky One'.
Amrit, where are you going?
OH, just to the meeting point
Meeting point by Bilal.Batty January 11, 2014