medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.

That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness

by the mad pooper January 2, 2008

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

Get medieval on your ass

To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.

Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.

by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010

Medieval cute

Very cute but also very expensive

That's so medieval cute!

by Lil'Pompy April 2, 2019

Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.

Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.

by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024

medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs

The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.

by Bryonia June 5, 2010

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022