medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.

That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness

by the mad pooper December 07, 2007

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 07, 2003

Get medieval on your ass

To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.

Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.

by Deep blue 2012 March 07, 2010

Medieval Larry

noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner

"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"

by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022

Medieval

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.

Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!

by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020

Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 02, 2022

Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.

Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.

by stenkbreath July 29, 2024