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medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.
That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness
by the mad pooper January 2, 2008
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GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody
After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!
by weave October 7, 2003
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Get medieval on your ass

To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.
Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.
by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010
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Medieval Capalot

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !
by pnikid691 September 13, 2020
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medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.
"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"
by Yellos April 9, 2018
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Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.
Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on
by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022
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medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 5, 2010
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